POPTHOMOLOGY

My mom has a website. It's called Popthomology. And she does really good work on it. Today is my mom's friend's birthday. And I am very excited about it and so is she. I have a story to tell you. Today I had a friend at my school have a birthday. Well, do you want to know something weird? At my school there are worker men and they are making a new playground for me. And one of the worker mans screwed up the wall. So. He had two bricks on each side and a gap in the middle and he put one on top of the middle not like in the middle middle but like on top of it so it could like stay and they had to like go over there and pick the brick up. That must be really tiring. What do you think about that? Oh yeah! We're supposed to be talking about Popthomology! I'm sorry, viewers! I just didn't know. Well, back onto this. Um. My mom's website is very very very good. Now YOU should go on it! Yeah YOU! OK. My mom is very nice. And today the color of her shirt is orange, red, and white. Today I had Girl Scouts and I won a prize. It is a colored bandanna and a doll shirt. And I have something very exciting to tell you. I had a play yesterday. And there was um like Lemonade singers and what Lemonade singers are people that sing about the things that happen to the characters. And my favorite character was Humpty Dumpty. The End.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

I don't know what Abraham Lincoln is. When I was 5 I thought he was a ham. With a giant hat. But now, I haven't seen how tall he is, I bet he's really tall like 7 feet or something. Do you know what'd be weird? If Abraham Lincoln only had 3 toes -- his big toe, his middle toe, and his pinky toe. That would be weird. Heh heh. That is all. I will see you in a giant hat. The End.