TODAY'S MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY

Today was my brother's birthday. That's all.

EYEBALL EATING MAN

Once upon a time in a great big woods there was mans and then the mans saw some wolves. The eyeballs came. And the mans fell into the eyeball. And there was great big clouds and the clouds came down and the clouds dropped rain on them. The End.

PRINCESS

Once upon a time there was a princess and the princess baked a flying purple eating one-eyed man. And the man crept up on the weird witch that lived in a tree. The princess crept down of the tower but then she got blind. So then she was dead. The End.

THE WEIRD LADY

Once there was a cat and there was a old lady. And the old lady ate the cat. And also there was an elephant nearby and then the elephant ate the old lady and then the clouds ate the elephant and then man-eating babies came. And ate the clouds all up and the babies went poop poop poop poop. And suddently the babies barfed it all out at the same time when they went poop. And there's an old guy a very old guy but the elephant was still alive and it walked over to the old man and crushed him. And then the old man came back to life and saw a little guy. And then he kissed him. The End.