THE BRAVE LEAF

When me and my mom were driving to my brother's school, a leaf got caught on our windowshield. And it stayed there for the whole time! And then I got it off the windowshield! I brought it into the car. My mom took a picture. And then I showed my brother the leaf. That's why it's called the Brave Leaf!

That is some awesome squirrels!

4th OF JULY

Yesterday was the 4th of July. I had fun. My brother's friend came over. And I couldn't go to the fireworks because it was too cloudy. I was watching the fireworks on TV in D.C. They exploded with passion! Haha! Explode! Hahahaha!

So yesterday I went to my dad's work and I made a bongo. The things that I used in the bongo are a soda can saying Orange on it and some paper towels and some tape and some markers. So I drank a whole soda and my dad took off the tab. I got a piece of paper towel, folded it in half, taped it onto it, over, and then started, like, putting a bunch of tape all different directions but don't press it down or it will be ruined. But first you need to start on the edges and then you start going all different directions until it feels like cardboard and then tap on it. And then just start coloring on it. I mean the top. And then after once you do that, you can get a string of paper and wrap it around the parts you didn't put with paper towel. You can do the same thing with another can and you can attach them and it's like a super bongo! The End, yo!

POPTHOMOLOGY

My mom has a website. It's called Popthomology. And she does really good work on it. Today is my mom's friend's birthday. And I am very excited about it and so is she. I have a story to tell you. Today I had a friend at my school have a birthday. Well, do you want to know something weird? At my school there are worker men and they are making a new playground for me. And one of the worker mans screwed up the wall. So. He had two bricks on each side and a gap in the middle and he put one on top of the middle not like in the middle middle but like on top of it so it could like stay and they had to like go over there and pick the brick up. That must be really tiring. What do you think about that? Oh yeah! We're supposed to be talking about Popthomology! I'm sorry, viewers! I just didn't know. Well, back onto this. Um. My mom's website is very very very good. Now YOU should go on it! Yeah YOU! OK. My mom is very nice. And today the color of her shirt is orange, red, and white. Today I had Girl Scouts and I won a prize. It is a colored bandanna and a doll shirt. And I have something very exciting to tell you. I had a play yesterday. And there was um like Lemonade singers and what Lemonade singers are people that sing about the things that happen to the characters. And my favorite character was Humpty Dumpty. The End.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

I don't know what Abraham Lincoln is. When I was 5 I thought he was a ham. With a giant hat. But now, I haven't seen how tall he is, I bet he's really tall like 7 feet or something. Do you know what'd be weird? If Abraham Lincoln only had 3 toes -- his big toe, his middle toe, and his pinky toe. That would be weird. Heh heh. That is all. I will see you in a giant hat. The End.

D.C.

I'm in D.C. right now. It is a little bit dirty and a little bit clean. But it doesn't matter. And it is very fun to do, even to go to the Lincoln Memorial. I saw a very big building. It was like 50,000 feet tall. The plane ride to here, was like, the whole day. The plane left at 8 o' clock AM and we got back at 4:04 PM. I think I might go to a museum that only has girl pictures. I mean like, they only have girl art. You know what I mean. I thought our hotel is very cool because it has lots of paintings and sculptures. And it is fun in D.C.

THE FLAMING LIPS

The Flaming Lips is a band that my mom likes. I like it too. In other places they are going to have concerts. So if you want to see them, you won't see them in Seattle. You can find out where they are playing for yourself. I don't mean to be rude, but i mean it, you have to find out for yourself, because we don't know where it is. Do you like the Flaming Lips? I like their music.

ELLIE

My dog Ellie is very nice. She could have had babies but my mom and dad didn't want her to. Do you have a dog? She's a beautiful dog.

MY OTHER BROTHER

My other brother likes eggs. He also likes to play videogames. I love my brother. He is on his laptop right now. Do you have a brother? I mean, if you are an older person you don't have to respond to that. The End.

GOING TO L.A.

I'm going to L.A. And Hollywood. I'm going to a very nice hotel. My room is very big but I may have to sleep on the ground. And I might go swimming and see my mom's friend Todd. It's a 2-story hotel. We get to be on the bottom where the pool is too. And we're going to D.C. in April. The End.