HI

SpongeBob Squarepants is on at my house right now. :)

ONCE UPON A TIME

Once upon a time, there was an old lady. This is a real story by the way. There was a bear in her back yard and her mother was out there and she didn't notice the bear. So the bear snuck up on her and then the bear scratched her and it kind of scratched on the legs it was like this kind of big scratch that was kind of big as well it was around her leg like all the way around her leg. So she had to go to the hospital and she stayed in there for like about 10 days and she got out next time and like in two months there was like raccoons walking down the City Hall street. And her car wasn't locked, the door was open because she was coming right back and in her seat she saw two raccoons! And after that the raccoons did something but no one ever told us yet. She was in the hospital for about 4 days. She wasn't a careful girl because she had accidents. She got in a big accident on the streets. She was a grown up but the she banged her tooth so hard on the car door and it was really twisty on her tooth. And then we don't know what happened. Period.

I'M SAD

I'm sad. That someone took away my video that was down below. I am not kidding about this. Why does he have to take it off? Led Zeppelin is kind of mean. His name should be Zip.

THE SLEEPING GRANDMA THING

Once there was a sleeping old grandma. And the grandma was a monster! She ate everyone in the town and there was someone else who looked like the grandma that was a beast. It was a puppy. The old puppy it wears scarf. The grandma ate the puppy, so the puppy bit the grandma, and the grandma went to the bathroom and mostly did what you thought. The End. Woo hoo!

TODAY'S MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY

Today was my brother's birthday. That's all.

EYEBALL EATING MAN

Once upon a time in a great big woods there was mans and then the mans saw some wolves. The eyeballs came. And the mans fell into the eyeball. And there was great big clouds and the clouds came down and the clouds dropped rain on them. The End.

PRINCESS

Once upon a time there was a princess and the princess baked a flying purple eating one-eyed man. And the man crept up on the weird witch that lived in a tree. The princess crept down of the tower but then she got blind. So then she was dead. The End.

THE WEIRD LADY

Once there was a cat and there was a old lady. And the old lady ate the cat. And also there was an elephant nearby and then the elephant ate the old lady and then the clouds ate the elephant and then man-eating babies came. And ate the clouds all up and the babies went poop poop poop poop. And suddently the babies barfed it all out at the same time when they went poop. And there's an old guy a very old guy but the elephant was still alive and it walked over to the old man and crushed him. And then the old man came back to life and saw a little guy. And then he kissed him. The End.

APPLES

When we were having the apples today that we got to eat, they tasted really sweet and like everyone got to try them, even mine that I brought in. And then we made applesauce with them. The End.

IPOD

I like my ipod because it has a pretty ocean color and it has cool songs and like my mom updated the songs and I like the songs! Some of them are really cool and some of them are my favorite. One right now is singing about the atmosphere and the weather. It's called "Control." The End.