THE GIANT MAN WHO GOT EATEN BY A POOP BEAR

I know a guy with hairy armpits. And he is so hairy that his hair got covered in slugs. That human, one day he had to go to the bathroom and on accident when he was washing his hands, his hair fell off! And all kinds of animals ate him! And then he was trapped in a bear tummy and he was like, "HELP! HELP! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" and on accident the animal that ate him, he got digested and then he got pooped out. And he was waddling around with poo and it was so disgusting too! And flies went on him to eat the poop and tiny mosquitoes came on him and ate him and while the tiny mosquitoes ate they get digested and pooped and it was so sick! But then everything turned into dust. The End.