THE SLEEPING GRANDMA THING

Once there was a sleeping old grandma. And the grandma was a monster! She ate everyone in the town and there was someone else who looked like the grandma that was a beast. It was a puppy. The old puppy it wears scarf. The grandma ate the puppy, so the puppy bit the grandma, and the grandma went to the bathroom and mostly did what you thought. The End. Woo hoo!

TODAY'S MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY

Today was my brother's birthday. That's all.

EYEBALL EATING MAN

Once upon a time in a great big woods there was mans and then the mans saw some wolves. The eyeballs came. And the mans fell into the eyeball. And there was great big clouds and the clouds came down and the clouds dropped rain on them. The End.

PRINCESS

Once upon a time there was a princess and the princess baked a flying purple eating one-eyed man. And the man crept up on the weird witch that lived in a tree. The princess crept down of the tower but then she got blind. So then she was dead. The End.

THE WEIRD LADY

Once there was a cat and there was a old lady. And the old lady ate the cat. And also there was an elephant nearby and then the elephant ate the old lady and then the clouds ate the elephant and then man-eating babies came. And ate the clouds all up and the babies went poop poop poop poop. And suddently the babies barfed it all out at the same time when they went poop. And there's an old guy a very old guy but the elephant was still alive and it walked over to the old man and crushed him. And then the old man came back to life and saw a little guy. And then he kissed him. The End.

APPLES

When we were having the apples today that we got to eat, they tasted really sweet and like everyone got to try them, even mine that I brought in. And then we made applesauce with them. The End.

IPOD

I like my ipod because it has a pretty ocean color and it has cool songs and like my mom updated the songs and I like the songs! Some of them are really cool and some of them are my favorite. One right now is singing about the atmosphere and the weather. It's called "Control." The End.

CRAZY SONG

It's really weird and like the guy riding is really creepy. It sounds really cool to me and I like it! Led Zeppelin is weird, he has long hair! Led Zeppelin has weird eyes! I love glue caps! If you're reading this then try and watch the video, you'll see what happens. There are cats that are playing drums and all that in other videos too. The End.

CRAZY FISH

Israel is really cool. Like in Israel there's a lot of people and a lot of food. And like they have cool restaurants and cool playgrounds. There's a lot of boats so when you get to the ocean place there's fish but some of them are really weird. And there is also like a lot of fish that have scrumped-up faces and there's a fish called Nemo. And there's also like a Mohawk fish with like hair on the fish and that's why his name is called Spiky. The End.

THE GIANT MAN WHO GOT EATEN BY A POOP BEAR

I know a guy with hairy armpits. And he is so hairy that his hair got covered in slugs. That human, one day he had to go to the bathroom and on accident when he was washing his hands, his hair fell off! And all kinds of animals ate him! And then he was trapped in a bear tummy and he was like, "HELP! HELP! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" and on accident the animal that ate him, he got digested and then he got pooped out. And he was waddling around with poo and it was so disgusting too! And flies went on him to eat the poop and tiny mosquitoes came on him and ate him and while the tiny mosquitoes ate they get digested and pooped and it was so sick! But then everything turned into dust. The End.

PIANO

Piano is really cool and you can make cool sounds. They are fun to play on. 

THE HICCUPS

Hiccups are crazy. They just come up. How do they come up? The End.

THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR

The Very Hungry Caterpillar ate through one apple, two pieces of pears, three plums, four strawberries, five oranges, six grapes, one piece of pickle, one piece of baloney, one piece of ham, one piece of sliced cheese, and a lollipop, chocolate cake with a cherry on top, and he also ate 10 nice pieces of leaf. The End.

I WENT OUT TO BREAKFAST TODAY

While I was eating breakfast, I got to color cool flowers. And I ate and ate and ate and ate. And I got so full that I accidently burped. Then I drink some water, and I had to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom there was this cool heater that if you touched it, it turned it on. The End.

I WENT TO THE ZOO

It was very awesome. In the zoo, we saw a lot of fish and starfish and I even got to touch them! And the anemones, they sucked my finger right up! And I saw flounder. And I saw Nemo. And guess what I saw? I saw a shark that had weird eyes and a mouth that was very big and it was short.

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